The Wayback Machine⢠is busted
The styles were anachronistic. All pinstripe suits and fedoras on men, all calf length dresses and water wave hairstyles for women. They advertize something called "panties" which are only slightly shorter than my standard carpenter's demin jeans. Though I do think zephyr jackets are do for a comeback, since they're advertized on the same page as those now ubitquitous shawl/poncho things.
Still, something was bothering me. Not the immense weight of the tome, or the absence of people of color. Not the grossly unfair prices, making me feel ripped off for anything I buy (I routinely pay more for individual meals than the price of a 30 gallon water heater). It wasn't that you couldn't tell any of the women apart, as they were literally all the same shape with the same face. It wasn't even the constant salespitch throughout the document, which was written in a combination of popup ad and infomercial.
then I realized it. It was the year.
1931.
Argueably the worst year of the depression. Unemployment was a 25 percent, and FDR was campaigning, but that means the New Deal hadn't begun to be put into effect. People were starving and dying across America and around the world.
And a smiling, disembodied woman's head tells me "DON'T FORGET! Most gentlemen look their BEST in BLUE" and asking me to spend $8.95 on a double-breasted, pinstripe suit.
So too do I see much of the current world: don't sweat the big stuff. Sure, there's a global war going on that will last who knows how long. Sure, to wage said war, a bunch of liars are making deals with tyrants to benefit the pocketbooks of a few rich men. But the new season of Crank Yankers is coming! listen to these puppets make fun of that woman for running a home business!
The catalog was a giant glowing head, screaming "ignore the man behind the curtain!" And we're still being told to ignore him while he wanks off at the suffering around him.
